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Ricky Tomlinson Mike Bassett |
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Amanda Redman Karine Bassett |
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Philip Jackson Lonnie Urquart |
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Bradley Walsh Dave Dodds |
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Martin Bashir Interviewer |
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Phill Jupitus Tommo Thompson |
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Dean Lennox Kelly Kevin Tonkinson |
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Robbie Gee Smallsy |
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Geoff Bell Gary Wackett |
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Pelé Himself |
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Ulrich Thomsen Dr. Hans Shoegaarten |
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Geoffrey Hutchings Geoffrey Lightfoot |
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Angela Curran Margaret |
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Danny Tennant Jason Bassett |
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Sean Gilder Journalist |
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Mark Burdis Journalist |
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Nigel Lindsay Journalist |
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Sue Barker Herself |
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Gabby Logan Herself |
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Keith Allen Himself |
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Natasha Kaplinsky Herself |
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Dickie Bird Himself |
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Robert Putt Jack Marshall |
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John Alford Deano |
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Dean Holness Danny |
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Scott Mean Parksey |
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Terry Kiely Harpsey |
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Peter McGillycuddy Gorgeous |
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Toby Redwood Berksey |
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Thomas Kenyon Macca |
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Andy Ansah Super |
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Robert Campion Smudger |
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Alex Lawler Sexy |
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Dion Osborne Ossie |
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Danny Husbands Normal |
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Declan Perkins Perky |
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Phil Gridelet Grids |
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Jenny Frost Herself |
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Liz McClarnon Herself |
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Malcolm Terris Phil Cope |
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Ian Lindsay Manchester Rep |
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Lloyd McGuire Midlands Rep |
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Chris McQuarry Alan Massey |
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Stephen Walters Supporter |
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Barry Venison Himself |
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Ronaldo Himself |
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Kim Durham Benson |
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Robert Hudson Hedges |
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Des Hamilton Scottish Player |
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Paul Rattray Scottish Player |
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Neil Peplow Scottish Goalie |
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Glen Mulhern Irish Player |